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Un sofer de TIR dormea in cabina cand ii bate o prostituata la geam.

-Nu vrei sex, ceva, un oral?

Asta , chior de somn, zice:

-Bine fa, cat ceri?

-Pai nu mare lucru, du-te la shopu’ ala si ia si ia si tu o sticla de vin.

Se duce asta si la intoarcere da de un coleg.

-Ba ia tu sticla asta de vin si vezi ca e o c*rva la mine in cabina, du-te tu ca io nu mai am chef.

Ia asta sticla, se duce in cabina si incepe sa presteze la greu.La un moment dat, bate un politai la geam:

-Buna seara…Ce faceti aici? Intreaba asta luminand interiorul cu lanterna.

-Bine dom’le, uite i-o trag lu’ nevasta-mea…

-Pai de unde stiu eu ca e nevasta dumneavoastra?

-Iti zic eu , ca nici eu nu stiam pana n-ai aprins lanterna...

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