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Alexander
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Unu isi cumparase un BMW full-option si fericit, hai sa ii faca proba pe o autostrada.

La 100km/h se gandeste: "Slabut".

La 200km/h, se gandeste "Se poate si mai bine".

Ajunge la 300km/h si un papagal se izbeste de parbriz.

Asta pune frana speriat, aduna papagalu de pe jos, il duce la veterinar, scapa cu viata papagalu si il duce omu la el acasa in colivie.

 

Dupa vreo 2 saptamani se trezeste papagalu din coma. Se uita in stanga, vede gratii, se uita in dreapta vede gratii, la care se gandeste:

- "Bagami-as... L-AM OMORAT PE ALA CU BMW-U!"

 

@ Balon ca sa fii fericit (5:00) m-am culcat.

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