eB R V D Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Doi betivi ies de la dezintoxicare, pleostiti. Din fata, venea un coleg de-al lor de pahar, care era deja manga, si care avea trei sticle de vodca intr-o plasa. Le intinse o sticla spunindu-le : - Luati fratii mei ca si voi mi-ati dat! - Ce facem Costica, o bem? - Cum dracu’ s-o bem ca acu’ iesiram de colo! - Ba, uite cum facem: eu o ascund la spate. Daca tu ghicesti in ce mina e, o bem, daca nu ghicesti, o spargem dracului de bordura.In ce mina e? - Dreapta ! - Fi atent Costicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, nu tee graaaabiii ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kes Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Doua blonde discutau intre ele: - Fata, mi-am luat si eu perie de WC. - Si cum este? - Parca era mai bine cu hartia igienica... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandr Lakhonin Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/diCUK.jpg // http://i.imgur.com/6UqfS.jpg // http://i.imgur.com/4B3lX.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South x3n Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Niste poze frumoase de la targul de azi. http://postimage.org/gallery/27bv2ci4/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Cateva poze de la "targ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Serban001 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Nick-ul tau: Serban001 Nick-ul colegului de echipa: Zww Peisajul (poza cu aparatul foto): http://postimage.org/image/xo0wayc2j/ Poza facuta cu F8: http://postimage.org/image/tlbqyu3rf/ Alte precizari: Bafta tuturor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian28 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 http://s9.postimage....en/gallery9.jpg care stie unde e asta? În SF! __ Poze de la eventul organizat de mine azi: http://imgur.com/J4fSF,1E0Zm,CzezI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MoNNsTeR Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Sotul a venit seara acasa cam baut si cu hainele murdare de noroi. Dimineata, dupa ce s-a trezit, ii spune sotiei: - Mi-ai curatat pantalonii? - Curatat. - Dar vestonul? - Si vestonul. - Dar pantofii? - Dar ce, si-n pantofi aveai bani? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F4L Deidara Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Foarte frumos. http://vplay.ro/watch/uxq4jb5u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F4L Deidara Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 iPhone 25: http://vplay.ro/watch/831828nk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F4L Deidara Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Așa se joacă emptY acasă. http://vplay.ro/watch/mg3awkzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eB R V D Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Domnule psihiatru, nevasta-mea nu mai vrea sa se culce cu mine! se plange un barbat insurat. - Vreau sa vorbesc cu sotia dumitale, ii spune doctorul. Vine femeia..Doctorul: - E adevarat ce mi-a spus sotul dumneavoastra? De ce nu mai vreti sa va culcati cu el? - Domnule psihiatru, sunt foarte obosita. Toata ziua lucrez. Dimineata sar intr-un taxi sa ma duc la serviciu. Cand ajung, taximetristul ma intreaba: “Facem socoteala sau…”. Ca sa fac o economie, aleg “sau”. Ajung la serviciu, seful imi zice: “Iar ai intirziat. Ce facem, iti taiem din salariu, sau?… Bineinteles, aleg “sau”. Dupa lucru, obosita, ma urc intr-un taxi si acelasi lucru… La care doctorul: - Ei, si acum, ce parere aveti, ii spunem sotului, sau ?… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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